Tofy64
Tofy64, Raper of Turks, Slayer of the Bird of Corsica, saviour of the Knigs of Rome, or simply tofy, is a current player and janny. Also known as asleep, he managed to rat his way into admin by bullying Dante for being shit at his own game.
History
Joining a few months before the Mvndi IV beta, he successfully manipulated his way into securing his own Duchy within the Kingdom of England & France through a series of diplomatic maneuvers (bullying and lying). Following this, he poached the majority of the key officials within the English court, including nildrif and bobiguess, and established control over the kingdom_of_norway under Jegermeisters.
During this time, he relentlessly grinded on the PvP server because he was “bored.” While this may seem like a massive waste of a sad child's time, it would later prove crucial for future manipulative tactics.
In the Mvndi IV beta, he, along with the rest of the Kingdom of Norway, founded jerusalem, the beta's first and largest city1). After discovering an exploit that allowed users to duplicate their entire inventory with a single command (nice one, nappy), he terrorized multiple towns and cities, most notably the Turks in Anatolia. There, he hunted down their king and stole his head and crown for what would become Jerusalem’s treasure room. However, it was not this battle that earned him the title “Raper of Turks,” but a later one.
Bored of the high-key dead as fuck beta, the Turks begged the Jerusalemites for a fight. However, Jerusalem was preoccupied with aiding their allies in Rome, so Tofy decided to take on the Turks alone. As he approached their high-walled city, spotting 10–12 Turks in sight, he remarked, “This horse is fucked.” He then exploited a game mechanic, abusing an overpowered attack to wipe them all out by spamming one-hit-kill throwable items.